Friday, 10 February 2012

++++BREAKING NEWS+++++TONIGHT'S GAME CANCELLED DUE TO FROZEN PITCH++++BREAKING NEWS


Over to Jim White in Old Street....

"Well Natalie, its not good news for north London's part-timer footballers as
this evening's seven o clock kick off has become an early victim of
the weather.

Better news for the wives and girlfriends, who will have
their menfolk at home for a rare Friday evening".

Jim, landlord of local hostelry The Old Fountain's Head, had this to say:

"It's a real shame, as most of those lads have been coming here since the fall of communism. I've managed to buy a timeshare in Bulgaria with the profits from their raging dipsomania. On the plus side I won't need to order any more boxes of crisps this week".

Tonight's postponement leaves chief administrator Simon George with a real headache, as the fixtures mount up mercilessly.

Join us after the break when Paul Merson and Tony Gayle give their reaction to the latest news.

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