I am running a series of fitness tests!

To get fit for the team in Paris with Spizz's collection of strolling players,
I am running a series of punishing fitness tests on myself. Today I walked the dog
and felt a twinge go down my right leg. That represented an improvement
on yesterday but I might go for massage and acupuncture, if the team can
pay for these medical bills.

I hope to go for intensive workouts, which in my case is a jog round the block,
quite soon. This is in order that I can win my place in the team on merit.
Otherwise, being the Guvnor, I will just pick the side with me in it at
left back.