Spizz will be providing the next match report!!

Punk star Spizz will be providing the match report for tonight's game. However, I think the whole of world football has been overshadowed by the sacking of John Terry as England captain and by the comments of Tzofit Grant.
From what I can gather time speaking the alleged flings of Vanessa P. with Chelsea squad members coincided with the London team winning the league championship
two years running. Maybe, if some of our Friday-night players cavorted with French lingerie models then the football might improve.
Apparently, Tzofit says her husband Avram Grant can do anything he wants with his body. One of Tzofit's claims to fame, other than being married to a useless football manager, is that she was spanked by a sadomasochist in connection with her Israeli TV programme.

Everton's Moyes proposes break for Africa Cup.

I don't why Moyes has proposed a Premier League break for the Africa Cup. A sign of respect?
Old-fashioned virtues such as respect don't really exist in modern-day football. Or are managers
miffed about losing players? I have'nt seen Avram Grant complain about losing Drogba, Mikel and Essien (very fine players), Chelsea have just gone on with it.

As for Spizz's poor old team, Aston Villa, it doesn't look good losing their commercial manager
after 13 months.