Thursday, 14 June 2012

I digress.....

Firstly, many apologies for the blog appearing so sporadically (and so late) over the past two weeks; what with the Diamond Jubilee weekend (that three day week was a killer – how on earth did they manage in the early 1970’s?) and the start of the Euros it’s been difficult to find sufficient time. Normal service will resume from tomorrow, I promise. By way of a catch-up here follows another fortnightly round-up of action from the Finsbury Leisure Centre...

Friday the 29th May saw a reasonably lively 5-3 game, with two nicely taken goals from Dan’s mate Matt, a fairly rare goal from myself which briefly levelled proceedings at 3 apiece and what Paul the Guvnor described as a “dinky” left footed goal from punk / new wave enigma Spizz, who was back for what has become an all too infrequent appearance, having seen the Punk Jubilee festival scheduled for that weekend cancelled at the last moment. 

Afterwards we headed once again for the White Lion, the Old Fountain’s Head having seemingly been eschewed by the Seven O Clock crew forever as a result of its apparent disdain for anyone under the age of 30 and not employed in the media. Of course, the White Lion is not without its own attractions, even if it is further away from the tube station and does not feature a beer garden on the roof. Chief among those attractions is the young redhead behind the bar, to whom I have promised to assign the adjective ‘vulpine’. Simon Gas seems particularly taken with this titian bombshell, something that conjures of images of Simon sporting a crimson hunting coat and a riding crop, bellowing ‘Tally-Ho!’ as he peers at her lasciviously over his Carlsberg with hounds at his feet.  I said that she was chief among the attractions of the White Lion, but actually the use of the plural was probably incorrect as aside from the 1980’s video jukebox and the stench of drains in the yard at the back there is little else memorable about the place. Nevertheless, we’ll be there tomorrow for the England v Sweden game.

Anyway, this is a Ronnie Corbett-style digression – I’m here to tell you about our game of football. Last Friday (so, that’s the 8th June) saw Simon Gas pick the two teams and despite two excellent goals from Boro Dave, leading the line in swashbuckling style for the Colours, he and the rest of his team (including me, Paul, Mick, Steve A) went down 8-2 to a Bibs side featuring Andy, Dan, Danny, ParisIan, Sam , Simon Gas and the ringer Yousuf. And this after Boro Dave had taken the lead for the Colours and later levelled at 2-2. Alas, goals from, inter alia, Dan, Danny and Andy saw the Bibs run away with it. Other notable incidents from the game included a goodish save from myself at the expense of Simon Gas, cutting in from the left and letting fly a trademark curling daisy-cutter and one brief passage of play which saw me thread a delicious ball through to Paul who contrived to fluff his lines from around 5 yards, only to see the ball immediately hurtled forward to the other end where Andy lurked, Gerd Muller-like, on the edge of the area he was attacking and making no mistake with his finishing to complete a memorable brace. Both sets of posts came in for a bit of a pounding, (I was particularly cheesed off to see a left footed effort hit the bar and make a sound like a C sharp, if I’m not mistaken). 

And so to the White Lion to see the second game of Euro 2012 - Russia’s 4-1 mauling of their erstwhile Communist neighbours, the Czechs. It was like 1968 all over again. 

By way of an end of season spectacular, Sam and I have been working on a theme inspired by Dad’s Army that will be making its debut before the end of June.

Until then, come on football!

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