Can't play tonight due to looking after dog!!

Dear Readers, unfortunately I can't play tonight because I am looking after my parents'dog. They are in the non-PC location of northern Cyprus and quite like it since they have been before. It is a real shame because my fitness levels are not too bad at the moment.

Spizz is not answering my e-mails at the moment but I hope he comes next week so that we can discuss the decline and fall of Aston Villa.

Some of the lads want to go for an Xmas curry but I want a cheap evening out, which is basically a few bits of pizza in the house pub. I am currently trying to get a "conversation" going with a few of the players on the old e-mail. I am presently slagging off Wenger for not picking English players. This has riled the Gooner fans!